Irelia Spam? Or Ownage?

HEY BEBEY!

So Irelia kick once again but this time I'm a pro.  I went through a period where Irelia just stopped working for me aka dying and sucking so I was upset and started to move onto bigger and better things like trying out Garen because he is totally hot when he spins to win.  Then all of a sudden, Irelia became fantastic again AND I GO ON KILLING RAMPAGES!! Helloooo quadrakill. 

Yeah, I carry.  OBVIOUSLY THOSE LOSES WERE NOT MY FAULT.  I blame jax...and uh, whoever fucked me over in the other game. 

So essentially I'm super awesome and I just wanted to share that with you.


Dieowynn

Blackout Tuesdays?? - Amumu

So now that I'm in college and all the fun of the summer is over, I have a new goal! A new blackout poem shall come out every Tuesday until I run out of champions....which probably won't ever happen considering how often riot shits out a new champion.

Here's Amumu. I tried to make it happy but eh, its hard. That little mummy is determined to have everything associated with him to be ingrained with sadness.

Remember, the world harbors people to institute judgment. 

Is this even grammatically correct?  I can't tell anymore. OH WELL. Have an awesomely fantastic blackout Tuesday and don't be an Emumu!

-dieowynn

edited on  10/27/11 to make it betterrr

Sexism

Random observation.  I tend to play only girl champions in League of Legends.  My timeline is Sivir, Nidalee, Janna, Lux, Irelia, and hopefully Morgana (i really love her skin ^.^).  I'm totally sexist.

ACTUALLY its not my fault that men LoL support champions look like Taric. I'd much rather play Janna whose job besides saving everybody is to run through minions looking hot.  Taric is....the gem knight.  Enough said.
Although since I started playing Irelia and moved away from having to play support champions maybe I'll start playing some dudes.  LIKE NOCTURNE ♥

Dieowynn

Level 30!

After months of being behind everybody and feeling like a failure, I have finally done it!! Level 30 player in LoL you say?? I think it's time for some ranked game and bashing faces on the tribunal, (which I've done already btw and I got influence points for being awesome and right.)

WHOO! This was me (like a week ago...procrastination...) before I won my last game and became 30!!! I actually haven't played since. Hmm....anyone up for a game??

Dieowynn

Blackout - Alistar

machinations of rage slaughtering hundreds for the entertainment of a young girl willing to advocate destruction

Dieowynn

Level 27

Yeah, a month later and I'm still not level 30.  I'm totally not a legit LoL player.

Blackout - Akali

Here is my totally nerdy English major/gamer idea:
I have a love of blackout poems, I want to make some of my own, but I don't have any newspapers or books I feel like marking up.  So what do I use? League of Legends champion background stories, of course.  Duh.

Here's Akali's:

Order is a sacred equilibrium and morally questionable. 

Let's see how many I can do before I give up.

-Dieowynn

On LoL, WoW, and punching people

So I’m officially the only one not level 30 in League of Legends. :( Maybe I should start playing by myself and stuff….I feel so little now. I blame life for getting in the way.


Anyway just some general feelings that I should have posted a long time ago:


If you tried to come up with a cheap hero who can just run and dance around like a little girl and then ulti and get instant kills, well you don’t have to!!! Because we have Karthus! I’ve noticed that people who play Karthus are also generally little girls because they like to bitch and complain while they dance around and do nothing. Except ulti. You can’t even have an epic battle with him where you OWN HIM IN THE FACE with your amazing Lux laser beam and then get away with little health because he dies and ulti’s your ass.


Conclusion: Karthus is an asshole.


Let’s say you want to play hero who can become invincible and do damage at the same time.


Well I’d say that you were ridiculously cheap but I’ll let it slide. Meet Vlad. It’s pretty much impossible to be bad at Vlad because he can be invincible and do damage at the same time… anyway, just as a general shout-out to whichever Vlad was playing with me and my brother and who had less kills than I did, (I was Janna) and decided to say that my 11 year old brother sucked….Yeah, okay Vlad. Cool stuff. Maybe if you could also heal at the same time you’d actually be good at the game. OH, WAIT…!


On a non-LoL note, I still have a lot of pent up anger for whoever hacked my WoW account. My trial just ran out and I’m super upset. I had it all planned out. I was going to pay my $15 for the summer, get to 70, use my trusty little wrath of the lich king trial account and level as much as I can. Then, WoW retirement. Well, now that I don’t have that, the highest I can get to is 70 and I no longer care. :( I just want my trial back! Especially, since the hacker used it for something as ridiculous as advertising. Grr, advertising. At least I would understand if they stole my gold. I want to punch someone in the face. And get wrath of the lich king but mostly I want to punch someone in the face.




Dieowynn